...you're not getting any younger, you know. Time marches on. And aren't you sick of teaching? Couldn't you like, learn to program? It's the new thing, man. You could make all these apps, and if you got good enough you could go back home and work in IT. Or you could be a network administrator. That'd be cool. Big money. You'd never have to teach again.
And then, when you're like, learning Python, you could start investing in Bitcoin, or like, other online currencies. You could be a trillionaire dude, like, overnight. You could start small bro, like 1000 a month, and just do it that way. Here, let me send you the link to this YouTube video... This guy has it all figured out, man. He doesn't even need to be making these videos. He just does it to help people.
Or what about opening a restaurant? You could like, rent a little place in town, and then start selling barbecue, or sandwiches, or like, Mexican food. And then if your business gets, like, good enough you could franchise the shit, man. People all over Taiwan would like, owe you money just to use the name. Or if that was too big you could start out at the night market. I know this guy that sells calzones or something at the night market. He does really well on weekends.
A bar would be cool too. That'd be like, Friday night all the time. You could tell all your buddies about it, and it could be a real thing. Just ask that one dude who works at the kindergarten. He has a little place. We fuckin'.... we fuckin' go there every weekend dude. Everybody loves that guy.
I even met this one guy who was a prostitute, dude. Seriously, sellin' himself. Russian dude, built. He was doing it for a while, lonely housewives and all that. What? No, he's not around anymore man. He got deported. We used to buy weed off that guy, but then one day he wasn't around anymore and they said he got deported. But you know a lot of those dudes don't get deported forever, right? Sometimes they come back.
Growing? Naw, I ain't growing anymore man. The police seized everything. And my ex-girlfriend emptied out my bank account. And our dog died. Could I borrow some money off you, man? I'm a little light, and I wanna buy another beer. You should totally study Python though, dude. And take a look at that YouTube video. Life is too short to teach English.
We're gonna be rich! You and me bro! Hey, you want another beer too? Could you float me another hundred?