Mango: What's a "China?"
Christmas: I don't know, but it's a huge problem!
Milky: Why is it a huge problem?
Christmas: I don't know, it's just a huge problem!
Jojo: Will the invasion disrupt the cat food supply? If so, that IS a problem. Are the Chinese after our cat food? They can't have my cat food! I need it!
Milky: I think you should chill on the news, Christmas. I know the humans like it, but it's not for cats. You should sleep through it like the rest of us.
Mango: Hey, what're you guys talking about? I fell asleep...
Milky: Go back to bed. And since we're on the subject, what's "Russia?"
Mango: Is it a new kind of cat food?
Jojo: Go back to bed. "Russia" is that bald serious man in the TV. He wants something called a "Ukraine."
Mango: Is "Ukraine" a new kind of cat food?
Christmas: Go back to bed. Yes, Russia is the bald serious man. I think he's friends with the "China."
Jojo: So the bald serious man is going to invade us too?
Christmas: Maybe.
Milky: What's he going to invade?
Christmas: I don't know. Maybe he wants this Ukraine cat food. Or maybe "Ukraine" is a kind of cat litter, and he wants more of it for his cats. Maybe his cats shit too much.
Milky: Sounds like s serious problem. We don't need more litter, but if we could get some of those expensive Japanese cat food cans...
Mango: Hell yes! The Japanese ones are the best!
Christmas: Maybe China's going to invade Japan, and not Taiwan? Maybe on their way back they can feed us some of the Japanese cat food?
Jojo: ...but then why would China invading be a bad thing?
Milky: I don't know.
Christmas: I don't know.
Mango: ....
Milky: Climate change?
Jojo: What's that?
Christmas: I think it's when the humans close all the windows and doors in the winter. Or maybe it's when they turn on the air conditioner in the summer.
Milky: I like that.
Jojo: Me too.
Mango: I hear the key in the lock! The humans are home! Time for dinner! Go, go, go!
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