2022年11月1日 星期二

Lame Things About Kenting Beaches


Actually it's "Hengchun beaches," but let's be real, when most people hear "Nanwan" or "Baisha" their minds immediately jump to Kenting.

I live about 15 minutes from both Nanwan and Baisha, the two most popular beaches in the area.  There are of course other beaches in Hengchun, notably the beaches closer to Kenting's night market, but Nanwan and Baisha are where most tourists get in the water.

What you read below is true for Nanwan and Baisha, the places where most people go to show off their new bikinis, ride a jet ski, or attempt surfing.  What you read below isn't as true for other places near the ocean, so don't lose hope, OK?


Lame Things About Kenting Beaches

Getting There

For most of Taiwan just getting to Kenting is difficult.  First of all there's the distance to contend with: 2 hours from Kaohsiung, 4 hours from Taichung and 5.5 hours from Taipei.  Second of all there's the traffic, which can grow very intense on weekends.  Third of all there are the transportation options.  The closest train station to Kenting is in Fangliao*, about an hour north, and taking a bus from either Fangliao or Kaohsiung to Kenting takes 1-2 hours.

Does all of this mean that I hope they build a new train line or expressway to Kenting?  HELL NO.  This area is only scenic because it's hard to get to, and I'd rather leave the remaining trees in Fangshan, Shrdze, Checheng and north Hengchun where they are.

Finding a Place to Park

Parking at Baisha isn't so bad unless you're arriving there on a Saturday afternoon.  Even if the parking lot across from the beach is full, there are plenty of auxiliary parking lots to the south.

Parking at Nanwan, however, can be an extreme challenge.  As you approach the beach from the north the main parking lot is on your right, and yes, you have to pay to park there.  This isn't normally a problem for me, but on weekends that parking lot is dangerously full of cars and buses, and getting in and out of it is hard.  On busy Saturdays and Sundays the attendants ignore the parking lines drawn inside the lot, and instead regard every open space as fair game.  To make matters worse there are countless tourists walking between the parked cars, and very few of them pay attention to what's going on around them.

There are auxiliary parking lots in Nanwan too, but most of these will be full of cars before you get there.  These auxiliary lots are used by the hotels and homestays on the main road, and getting in and out of them usually isn't worth the trouble.

Parking on the sidewalk is possible on weekdays, but on weekends it's unlikely.

Too Many People

What's that you say?  You don't like crowds?  If so, it's probably better if you avoid both beaches.  But if you're in town, and you or someone in your party is just dying to go to the beach, you definitely want to go to Baisha instead of Nanwan.  Baisha can be crazy sometimes too, but it's not as consistently crazy as Nanwan.

I live in such a rural area that I don't really mind crowds.  For me it's a nice change of pace.  In the middle of summer weekends there are so many rented umbrellas open on Nanwan that you'll have trouble seeing the sand, and forget about trying to surf there.  Baisha during the same summer weekends will be busy but tolerable.

Keep in mind, however, that one of the reasons Nanwan is more popular is the number of facilities there.  There are restaurants right on the beach, a shower/bathroom not far away, and a 7-11 across the road.  Baisha is farther from the tourist trail, and thus more rustic in character.

For my part I like sitting on the deck in front of the Nanwan restaurants and listening to people talk.  I like hearing kids play in the sand.  I'd avoid Nanwan on the busiest days because of the parking situation, but on moderate days I still like it.


Renting an Umbrella

If the sun is out, and you're staying at Nanwan or Baisha for any length of time, you'll need an umbrella for health reasons.  That much UV radiation isn't good for anyone.

If you're ordering drinks, eating lunch or eating an early dinner at Nanwan, the umbrellas on the deck are free for paying customers provided the wind isn't too strong.  If you want an umbrella on the beach it'll cost you 300 NT.  I've never rented an umbrella at Baisha, but I assume it's the same price.

The lame thing about renting an umbrella?  Some of the people renting them.  They'll often idle their ATVs behind or in front of where you're sitting, oblivious to the fact that you might not want them there.  But more on ATVs later...

That Damn "No Swimming" Flag

Imagine: you've driven to Nanwan or Baisha from Taipei.  You got up super early that morning, with visions of beach fun running through your head.  Then, when you get there?  You find red flags flying in the sand, meaning that the lifeguards have arbitrarily decided that the undercurrent is too strong, or that the waves are too big.

Few things make me more frustrated than seeing those flags.  I literally see red.  There doesn't seem to be much rhyme or reason to why the lifeguards put them out, aside from a vague notion that a typhoon might be coming or that conditions are dangerous.  They don't even go in the water to check.  They just assume, and it's infuriating.

If you find yourself confronted with red flags, just know that there are other beaches in the area where you can probably still swim.  Obviously if the water's really dangerous you should stay out of it, but those flags don't always mean anything.  The other beaches I speak of aren't designated as swimming areas, but if you ask around you can find them relatively easily.


Lifeguards Who Can't Guard Lives

I'm importing a lot of my experience of Taitung beaches (Shanyuan) into this part of the conversation, but have you ever noticed that a lot of Taiwanese lifeguards can't really swim?  Just watch them out on the water, and their anxiety is plain as day.

A lot of them are like a lot of other Taiwanese people, in that they learn to "swim" in swimming pools.  Trouble is that there are no waves in swimming pools, and also no undercurrent or coral.

If you're out in the water it pays to know the conditions, and to know your own swimming ability.  Don't expect any lifeguard to save you if the current starts to pull you out.  Honestly, they might not even be paying attention.  I'm sure some of them know what they're doing, but a lot of them clearly don't.

Inexperienced Surfers

If you're in the water, watch your head.  This isn't a problem with Baisha, but Nanwan is THE place where people surf for the first time.  Many of them have no idea what they're doing, and many of them have little or no control over their surfboards.  They tend to cluster close together, and once a wave picks them up their actions become increasingly unpredictable.

At Nanwan they tend to gather near the north end of the beach, closer to the reactors.  I'm a terrible surfer myself - so they have my sympathies - but if you're in the water and you're not surfing give them a lot of room.


Jet Skis and ATVs

For me this is the #1 lamest thing about Baisha and Nanwan.  Were I running Taiwan, I would ban both kinds of vehicles from the entirety of the island.

Jet skis are loud, obnoxious vehicles that impact the environment in a number of ways.  There's the noise for one, but also the fuel they inevitably leak into the water.  There's also the damage their outflow can wreak on fragile coral reefs.  The Nanwan reactor's impact on a very fragile ecosystem is bad enough, but the jet skis are just adding insult to injury.

Add to this the fact that they're just irritating.  The workers renting or riding them invariably stray too close to shore, often endangering lives in the process.  Do you even need a license to own or operate a jet ski?  I highly doubt it.

ATVs are an added irritant.  Their tires churn up the coastline, and people often drive them where they shouldn't.  I believe they were recently banned from Haikou, up the coast in Checheng Township, and I'd love it if they were banned everywhere.

I've seen, by the way, people driving ATVs into protected areas of Kenting National Park.  As long as people in the area are renting ATVs there will be a temptation to do this.  And where else would tourists ride them?

Trash

Trash is a problem everywhere in Taiwan (and most of the rest of the world), but at least the people working in Nanwan and Baisha are making more of an effort to clean it up now.  10-20 years ago the situation was much worse.

This said, you'll likely find trash in the water or on the beach in either place.  With so many visitors this is unavoidable.  We're all swimming in the same oceans after all, and in Taiwan's case China is just across the water.

In a way the number of beachgoers in this area works in the beaches' favor.  Because so many more people are visiting these areas, because they're a valued source of revenue, there's more incentive to keep them clean.


Paying Too Much for Food

If you're looking for a meal in either place prepare to pay more money for it.  The restaurants in Nanwan and Baisha aren't exorbitantly expensive, but you'll definitely pay tourist prices for that hamburger, barbecue or seafood meal.

If I'm eating at Nanwan I always go to the Cowboy Bar and Grill, but in my opinion the only good thing on their menu is the burger.  I've also eaten at Wild Kid across the way from there, and while it's better it's also really slow and really overpriced (like just about any barbecue restaurant).  If you're in Baisha The Fisherman Restaurant is really good.  The other places down that road offer snacks.  I'm not sure if the restaurant on the other side of the beach is still open.

Can You Really Swim?

The problem with lifeguards is related to the general problem of most Taiwanese people being unable to swim.  Have you seen any swimming classes in Taiwan?  They practice in a pool that's at best only waist height, and very small to boot.  Most people here, when ebb comes to flow, really can't swim.

I once had to rescue someone in the midst of Taitung's Flowing Lake Triathlon because the lifeguards weren't paying attention.  I once had to swim out and rescue a kid in Baisha.  The kid in question was attached to a swimming ring, and his father, who asked me to bring his son back, was unable to bring him back in.

You'll see a lot of people at Nanwan and Baisha who came to "play with water" more than they came to swim.  This is fine as long as they know how well they can swim.  Unfortunately you'll see a lot of junior and high school students throwing each other into the deep water as as a way of impressing the opposite sex.  Sometimes they have to be rescued, and sometimes they even drown.


Instagram "Beauties"

I'm not going to complain too much about beautiful women in bikinis, but I sometimes see them at Nanwan and wonder why they're there.  They very carefully walk to the edge of the water - never actually going in - and once there they take selfies for an astonishing length of time.  As lame things go this isn't that lame, but married men beware - staring at them can be a source of trouble at home.

Sunburn

Wear sunscreen.  It helps.  I can't tell you how many times I've been sunburned at either of these beaches.  30 minutes of Kenting summer sun and most Caucasian people will be a worrying shade of pink.  An hour of Kenting summer sun and you'll be a nice deep red the following day.


Going Nuclear

Yes, there's an active nuclear reactor north of Nanwan.  It diminishes the view a bit, doesn't it?  It's an old, hulking thing, but as far as I know it's not dangerous.  As it happens I live right on the evacuation route for the reactor, so if anything goes down I'll be sure to write about it here... if I survive.

Sexual Frustration in the Age of Phone Addiction

I feel sorry for my daughters' generation.  For that matter I feel sorry for anyone looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend at Nanwan or Baisha.  People live so deep inside their phones now, and getting them to come out and interact with an actual human being is difficult.  In the summer there are many beautiful bodies at these places, but getting to the people that inhabit these bodies in an age of Facebook, Line and online games is a tall order.  I've seen plenty of the above-mentioned Instagram beauties completely engrossed in their own Facebook posts, to the point that they fail to realize that it's a sunny day, the water's perfect, and some handsome, lovestruck guy is trying to work up the courage to talk to them from a nearby table.

Personal Challenge: Leave your phone in the car next time.


Segregation?

This is something I only noticed recently.  It doesn't happen all the time, but on occasion the patrons at Nanwan will segregate themselves by race, with all the foreigners on one side, closer to the Cowboy Bar and Grill, and all the Taiwanese people on the other side, closer to Wild Kid.  Of course this perceived "segregation" has a lot to do with food preferences, and such preferences are more cultural than racial in origin, but still, it can be kind of sad to see at times.  Perhaps one day we can all come together over hamburgers, or barbecue - whatever the food might be - but that day is not yet, and we are not ready. 

Coral

No joke, some of the coral is SHARP.  Not long ago I swam out from Baisha during low tide, put my hand down into some coral, and when I pulled it out it looked like I was holding a fistful of razor blades.  Of course the salt water made the bleeding worse, but it scared the hell out of my wife just the same.

Another thing to watch out for is jellyfish.  In the greater scheme of things they're relatively harmless, but swimming into a cloud of them feels like someone putting out cigarettes on your skin.


Obsessive Mask Wearing

Modern life, or another manifestation of Taiwanese hypochondria?  At Nanwan and Baisha you'll see people wearing masks in the parking lot, people wearing masks in the concession area, and people wearing masks on the beach.  Will you see people wearing masks in the water?  Yep.  They will wear those masks while riding surfboards, while riding jet skis, and while riding banana boats while thinking little of it.

This one makes me sad more than anything.  I'm just not sure when people are going to feel safe again.  I'm not sure when they'll be able to let the COVID paranoia go.  I'm not trying to start a debate over national COVID policy, but hey, COVID isn't going anywhere and life is short.

The Bosses From Out of Town

This isn't something that most visitors are likely to notice, but I've observed several tourists behaving in a domineering manner toward local people.  I guess they figure that they're on vacation, they have money to burn, and everyone is either there to serve them or ready to get out of their way.

If you're at the 7-11, wait in line like everyone else.  If the cook at the restaurant is slow, give him more time to cook your food.  If the old guy on the scooter is in your way, pass him in a safe manner.  It probably goes without saying, but it's best to treat people the way you'd like to be treated, and to not regard them as a means to an end.


See You at the Beach?

In conclusion, I hope this entry hasn't put anyone off visiting the area.  I just wanted to vent.  For every lame thing above there's something good, and Nanwan or Baisha can be fun places to visit if you've come with the right set of expectations.  Maybe I'll see you there, under a nearby umbrella or out among the waves.

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*There are actually three train stations south of Fangliao: Jialu, Neishr and Fangshan.  These train stations are very small, only the local (slowest) trains stop there, and taking the bus from those stations would be a problem.  There are no places renting scooters near those stations.

UPDATE 3/13/23: The Fishermen Restaurant has since moved.  The other larger restaurant, the one next to the bar at the other end of the beach, is also closed for remodeling.  At the time of writing the only place to get food in Baisha is the shack just in front of the entrance to the beach.  Their menu consists of fried rice, fried noodles, instant noodles and burgers.  I've had the fried rice.  It wasn't awesome.

2022年10月28日 星期五

Kaohsiung in the News 高雄的新聞 (East 東) 2


There are 38 districts in Kaohsiung City.  The districts discussed here are all east of the Formosa Freeway (#3).  They're much more rural that districts west of the Formosa Freeway, have a much lower population density, and are generally more scenic. 高雄市分為38個行政區 。  這裡文章討論的行政區都位在福爾摩沙高速公路以東 ,  這些行政區和高速公路以西的行政區比較起來: 較鄉下 、人口密度較低 、風景比較好。.



1a. Tianliao's first adult care center was opened recently.  Over 30% of the district is elderly. 田寮區首間日照中心開幕  陳其邁上任後積極佈建長照資源 (1)

1b. This sparsely written article (with many pictures) introduces a trail through Tianliao's Moon World.  This area is definitely worth a visit. 適合各種年齡層 !  高雄田寮 "月世界地景步道" 登月池最高點俯瞰惡地地質地形 (2)

1c. The Tianliao Farmer's Association won an award for the bottle design of their "Tenacity" Longan ("dragon eyes") honey. 高雄 "田那堤" 蜂蜜瓶身再設計  詮釋田寮新美學




2b. The Qishan District Office hosted a lunch for elderly residents as part of a community development initiative.  The lunchboxes offered were environmentally friendly. 旗山社區大聯盟  銀光閃閃美食鑒賞會

2c. A 70 year old man set out to visit a waterfall in the area, and became lost and disoriented soon after.  Qishan police officers and firefighters rescued him after he called 911. 7旬老翁賞瀑布迷途  旗山警消馳援救下山



3a. City Councilman Lin Yi-di has been promoting the Neimen Tourist Recreation Park, a project which broke ground in August.  This leisure area will feature a botanical garden for native plants and a zoo.  The councilman is pushing for more funds to add sports facilities and a camping area. 林義迪爭取推動內門觀光休閒園區誠新亮點 (3)

3b. Packs of wild dogs roving between Neimen and Qishan districts aren't only a problem for people, they're also a problem for local wildlife.  There is evidence that pangolins and other animals in the area have been attacked and partially eaten by the wild dogs. 高雄內門 , 旗山野狗為患  恐危及人車安全

3c. The Kaohsiung City Mayor visited Neimen on a campaign stop, citing a need to keep him in charge of local government so that he can continue to oversee development of a zoo project in that area. 內門挺邁後援會成立  陳其邁喊內門要開超過七成選票 (4)



4a. Cherry tomatoes are an important crop in Meinong, and a lot of this crop has been damaged by fluctuations in local weather patterns and related problems.  Farmers are struggling to meet the demand for their crop, and many are seeking disaster assistance from the local government. 美濃小番茄瘋欉  受損面積逾4成

4b. Many farmers in Meinong oppose the installation of solar panels on agricultural land, especially in connection with fish ponds.  They argue that the solar panel industry is badly regulated and that oversight by the government in inadequate. 漁電共生看上美濃優良農地 , 法規出漏洞 ?  在地農民團體批浮濫開發 , 農委會表態反對 (5)

4c. The Meinong "Little Flagship" Community Association convened an exhibition in which they demonstrated how they're helping Meinong residents.  This exhibition focused on disaster prevention and community safety. "牽手無患 , 守護家園"  美濃小旗鑑社區聯合成果展 (6)



5a. A "multi-functional meeting center" is under construction in Shanlin.  It will accommodate sports activities and cultural gatherings.  It should be open next year. 高市杉林區闢多功能文化聚會所  堤共原民集會空間



6a. A market promoting local, environmentally friendly products was held over two days in Liouguei.  This market is part of a project to develop the area in the interests of those living there. 六龜好集市開張囉  來逛山村市集

6b. This article introduces an old trade route/trail used during the Japanese occupation of Taiwan.  There's a lot of history there. 百年追尋  六龜枋寮秘境古道

6c. Kaohsiung's Department of Agriculture has sponsored a "rural escape room" in Kaohsiung Main Station.  This room will introduce aspects of rural life to city dwellers, and it is hoped that the room will help promote tourism in Liouguei. 六龜青年開發城市密室逃脫  鬧區推廣農村旅遊



7a. Residents of Maolin reported a person for electrocuting fish in a local river, only to find out later that this person was working for the National Taiwan Aquarium.  He was conducting a study of the local ecosystem. 茂林國家風景區傳有人電魚  原來是海生館人員進行生態調查

7b. Renovation of the "Lover's Valley" Hot Spring was recently completed and it's now open to the public. 高雄茂林區情人谷溫泉整建完工  10/21開放試體驗



8a. No recent news out of Jiaxian.



9a. Another local market was held in Taoyuan.  Since the renovation of the Southern Cross-Island Highway this area has been seeing a lot more visitors. 南橫公路帶來人潮  "山那邊的市集" 首次桃源區登場 (7)

9b. A 3.6 magnitude earthquake, centered in Taoyuan, caused brief alarm in that area. 高雄桃源區地震 芮氏規模3.6

9b. World Vision Taiwan recently launched a basketball program for youth in Taoyuan.  The goal of the program is helping them realize their "basketball dreams." 世界展望會首度高雄桃源啟動 "藍海計畫" 陪伴兒少追球夢想 (8)



10a. A "men's meeting place" was inaugurated during a recent harvest festival in Namaxia. 那瑪夏米貢祭 "揭" 開男子聚會所  灑喜糖分享祝福

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1. Where do the young people go?  They go to the cities to work, where they often start families of their own.  Declining birthrates are also a problem.

2. Moon World isn't the only part of Taiwan where you'll see this type of terrain, but Moon World has a lot of it and it's easily accessible.  For those unfamiliar with the area, you'll pass through it on the Formosa Freeway.  It's the barren place north of the big bridge which takes you into Pingtung.

3. There's discussion in the article of the Kaohsiung City Government extending the MRT line from Gangshan to somewhere near Neimen, but this discussion is highly speculative.

4. The zoo he's talking about is the Tourist Recreation Area mentioned in an article above.

5. I agree with them.

6. These "little flagships" seem to be part of a city-wide effort to assist residents of each district.  Seems to be a new management strategy.

7. The Bureau of Transportation has been working hard to keep this road, which stretches between Kaohsiung and Taitung, open for tourists.  This road is often washed out or otherwise damaged during storms.

8. Religious debates aside, programs like World Vision Taiwan are extremely influential in rural/isolated areas like Taoyuan.  Most of the aboriginal residents of such areas are Christian.

2022年10月24日 星期一

Conversation Between My House Cats Concerning World Affairs


Christmas: China's going to invade any day now, oh no!

Mango: What's a "China?"

Christmas: I don't know, but it's a huge problem!

Milky: Why is it a huge problem?

Christmas: I don't know, it's just a huge problem!

Jojo: Will the invasion disrupt the cat food supply?  If so, that IS a problem.  Are the Chinese after our cat food?  They can't have my cat food!  I need it!

Milky: I think you should chill on the news, Christmas.  I know the humans like it, but it's not for cats.  You should sleep through it like the rest of us.

Mango: Hey, what're you guys talking about?  I fell asleep...

Milky: Go back to bed.  And since we're on the subject, what's "Russia?"

Mango: Is it a new kind of cat food?

Jojo: Go back to bed.  "Russia" is that bald serious man in the TV.  He wants something called a "Ukraine."

Mango: Is "Ukraine" a new kind of cat food?

Christmas: Go back to bed.  Yes, Russia is the bald serious man.  I think he's friends with the "China."

Jojo: So the bald serious man is going to invade us too?

Christmas: Maybe.

Milky: What's he going to invade?

Christmas: I don't know.  Maybe he wants this Ukraine cat food.  Or maybe "Ukraine" is a kind of cat litter, and he wants more of it for his cats.  Maybe his cats shit too much.

Milky: Sounds like s serious problem.  We don't need more litter, but if we could get some of those expensive Japanese cat food cans...

Mango: Hell yes!  The Japanese ones are the best!

Christmas: Maybe China's going to invade Japan, and not Taiwan?  Maybe on their way back they can feed us some of the Japanese cat food?

Jojo: ...but then why would China invading be a bad thing?

Milky: I don't know.

Christmas: I don't know.

Mango: ....

Milky: Climate change?

Jojo: What's that?

Christmas: I think it's when the humans close all the windows and doors in the winter.  Or maybe it's when they turn on the air conditioner in the summer.

Milky: I like that.

Jojo: Me too.  

Mango: I hear the key in the lock!  The humans are home!  Time for dinner!  Go, go, go!

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