2019年1月11日 星期五

Assorted Thoughts at the End of the Semester 2

Hold on, this is going to be LONG.  My job is getting easier and easier as the semester winds down, so the nonsense you wade through below represents several days' worth of boredom.  Feel free to abandon this post before my weirdness infects your brain.

Tuesday, December 11

1. Facebook continues its slow death.  I usually log in when I'm at work just to avoid wearing my phone battery down when I use Messenger.  Granted the fact that I have far fewer FB friends since my old account got blocked, but almost none of my current friends have posted or liked anything.  One person keeps posting cat videos - the bane of many ex-Facebook users - but that's about it.

2. I've been trying to learn Python.  For those who don't know, Python is one of the two major programming languages in use today.  Most computer programmers learn either Python, which is newer, or Java, which is older and works better across different platforms.  I've got Python and Pycharm running on my home computer.  I've studied computers off and on throughout my life, and I'm finding Python fairly similar to Visual Basic.

3. It doesn't feel as cold as it should be.  The weather here's still warm.  Taitung never gets that cold, but for December it's pretty strange weather we're having.  The temperature at the time of writing is 27 degrees Celsius, or 81 degrees Fahrenheit.

4. Deepika Padukone is so beautiful.  I was watching Chandni Chowk to China last night, and I couldn't help but feel a little lovesick every time she appeared onscreen.  Chandni Chowk to China is, by the way, one of the worst movies ever made.  Padukone was also in this year's Padmaavat, which is a much better film.

5. I had to renew my U.S. passport recently.  I can do this through the mail now so it's not so bad.  I just wish they'd hurry up and send me the new one.  After I get my new passport I also need to renew my ARC (Alien Resident Certificate), which expires next semester.  I'm eligible for the 10-year APRC (Alien Permanent Resident Certificate), but I think I might just renew for 3 years because it's less work.  The 10-year APRC is the same price per year, and would involve gathering extra documents.

6. I should also file back taxes with the U.S. soon.  I want to do this in case I should ever want to move back to the States (in the distant future).  If I ever do so my wife will need another green card, and that would require backfiling taxes.  I'm also tired of being paranoid about how much money I have in banks in either country.

7. I also need to re-register to vote.  My parents moved away (and sold) the house where I was born, and I believe I need to fill out the absentee voter application (again) for this reason.  I'll look into it, anyway.  I'm not sure if re-registering is really necessary.  With Trump up for reelection soon you can be damn sure I'm voting.

8. China.  My thoughts on China could take (and have taken) and entire blog entry by themselves, but let's just say that I'm thinking more and more about the reality of China, and how I might go about adjusting myself to that reality.  For me the first step will be applying for a 10-year tourist visa after I get my passport back, and provided I have enough time I want to visit Xiamen, the part of Fujian Province nearest Taiwan.  I feel the need to see more of China with my own eyes.  Like a lot of people in Taiwan, I've been relying on the opinions of others' on China for far too long, and I think I need to start experiencing whatever's over there for myself.  Provided I go, I'm sure I'll end up writing about it here at some point.*

9. Been watching a lot of Lars von Trier's movies lately.  I started with Antichrist, and from there moved on to Melancholia and Nymphomaniac.  I'd already seen Dogville not long after it appeared in theaters.  I don't know if I can call myself a "fan" of von Trier, and his more recent movies definitely aren't for the faint of heart, but there are a lot of interesting ideas in them.  Trier has a new movie, The House That Jack Built, which I've heard is his most disturbing yet.

Wednesday, December 12

10. The courier brought my new passport to my apartment building last night, but I wasn't there to pick it up and I'd forgotten to leave the delivery fee with our building's security guard.  I called the courier on the phone, and he said he'd be bringing it back tonight.  Hopefully the security guard remembers the money I left with him yesterday.

11. Going to see Aquaman at 7 pm.  I'm not super excited, but I'm expecting it to be good.  Anything's bound to be better than Justice League - which was terrible.  James Wan is a good director, and the movie looks colorful if nothing else.

12. Interviewed Jeff Pike at 85 Coffee after I got off work yesterday.  It didn't take nearly as long as I thought it would, and his answers to my questions were the most succinct so far.

13. There's a new duck restaurant near the corner of Geng Sheng Road 更生路 and Sse Wei Road 四維路.  Small portions, uncomfortable seating, and it's just not very good.  I doubt I'll ever go back there.

14. Shaved off my beard and got my hair cut last night.  The beard was too damn itchy in the (unseasonably) hot weather, and it would have been weird to shave off the beard and not cut my hair, too.  I feel much better now, even if my face is a little cold.

15. I'm starting to hate my English club, but there are only three more of them.  Today we'll be doing our textbook (Side by Side) for the last time.  Next week we'll be doing art, probably Christmas or Chinese New Year cards.  The last class will be a DVD, so that lesson will take care of itself.

I had to kick a kid out of my English club last week.  It was the first time I've had to do this.  He was leaving class, and as he was leaving he said, "Goodbye, stupid teacher!"  I immediately ran out behind him and told him he was not welcome in class anymore.  After that I told his homeroom teacher, who agreed with what I'd done.  I'm thinking this kid is only going to grow more annoying/rude as he approaches the sixth grade, but for now I'm happy that I don't have to see him on Wednesdays.

Thursday, December 13

1. Busy morning.  Spent the first period correcting papers, the second period doing a lesson on fruit, and the third and fourth periods making Christmas cards.  After that I went to the local Department of Immigration to ask whether or not I need to renew my ARC before going to China.

The answer to my question was yes, I need to renew it.  The reason was that I have a new passport - with a different passport number - and now my ARC and my passport don't match.  So tomorrow I have to go back there and apply for a new card.  It's a pain in the ass but I was kind of expecting it.

The guy behind the counter said the fastest I can get a new ARC is seven days.  This should be enough time, but we'll see...

2. Aquaman is terrible.  Don't bother.

3. After work I'm going to eat McDonald's.  I'm going running this evening, and I could use the calories.  I like McDonald's breakfast - in my opinion the best breakfast around - but their other menu items don't do much for me.  The thing about McDonald's is it's the only restaurant where I can load up on MEAT at 4 p.m.  Besides fast food my only other option is the vegetarian restaurant on Jeng Chi road 正氣路, and I'm pretty tired of that place.

Monday, December 17

1. Saw Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse yesterday.  That movie is awesome.  The battle inside the "singularity" at the end was one of the coolest-looking things I've ever seen.

2. Thinking about not swimming until next semester.  It's much colder today, and I doubt Friday will be much warmer.  I suppose I'll decide on Friday.

3. Spent Saturday trekking around Kaohsiung 高雄.  I've noticed that no matter what construction we encounter on Highway 9 or the Southern Cross-Island Highway 南迴公路 it always takes about 3.5 hours to get to Kaohsiung.  Why this is I cannot say.

We parked the car near the Martial Arts Stadium MRT Stop as usual.  From there we took the MRT to Shidzewan 西子灣, because in my mind the skies over Shidzewan were clear and everyone was having a good time.  After I arrived at Shidzewan I realized I was wrong about the clear skies and the everybody having a good time, but we walked around there a bit and I took some good pictures which followers of this blog would have seen already.

I was planning on taking the ferry across the harbor to Chi Jin 旗津, but one look at the smog dissuaded me.  Instead we found a place to eat lunch, found another weird abandoned place to walk around, and then headed back downtown for the usual round of department stores.

After we went to the department stores we wanted to go to this Japanese restaurant I found on Google.  We walked, and walked and walked, only to find that they didn't open for another hour.  So then we turned around and went to a Vietnamese restaurant that was almost all the way back where we started, and ate there.  Not awesome food, but I thought the chicken soup was good.

The MRT ride back from the San Duo Shopping District 三多商圈 was horrific by the way.  So many people.  Thankfully those people started to disperse after the Formosa Boulevard Stop 美麗島, and every stop between Formosa Boulevard and the Martial Arts Stadium had more people leaving than were getting on.

4. Still thinking about China, air tickets and other options.  The second person at the Department of Immigration said it would take two weeks, NOT seven days to get that ARC, but at this point it doesn't make a lot of difference.

Tuesday, December 19

1. They're renovating the school's activity center, so dodgeball is out.  Guess it's movie time.

2. Any visa for Mainland China is $140 U.S.  I'm asking myself how bad I really want to go there.  This, and the government of Emperor-elect Xi reserves the right to determine whether this visa is single entry, double entry, or multiple entry.  Who knows what the criteria is?  There's no such information on their consulate's website.

3. That double salmon burger at McDonald's is surprisingly good.  I think I'll be having another one for dinner.  I sure do like salmon.

4. So where else could I go?  Jinmen 金門?  Matsu 馬祖?  Thailand?  Japan?  Laos?  Myanmar?  Philippines?  I've already been to Thailand and Japan on multiple occasions, but I wouldn't mind revisiting them.  Just going to Jinmen and/or Matsu sounds kind of boring, but those places would be ok for a short trip.  Almost went to Laos last time we were in Thailand.  Myanmar has always interested me, and my brother-in-law and his wife might be there.  I'm a bit skeptical about the Philippines, and even though it's really close I've never found the idea of going there that interesting.

I suppose that in the end you have to decide what aspects of a place really interest you.  The culture?  The food?  The shopping?  The natural places?  The cost of going there?  I'd rate Thailand and Japan very high in terms of culture and food.  Japan wins easily in terms of shopping.  Laos, Myanmar and the Philippines would win in terms of outdoor recreation.  The Philippines probably wins in terms of cost, though Laos is pretty close.

Decisions, decisions.  But it's always nice to have that kind of decision to make.

5. One of the people I work with is so stupid I start to get a headache every time I talk to him/her.  I will not say who this person is in case they happen to read this.  You just never know!

6. The Seahawks lost to the 49ers.  Of all teams, the 49ers.  They're still in the running for that wildcard, but I'm not optimistic.  However things go they'll be playing the Rams again at some point, and the Rams have already beaten them twice this season.  The Steelers are playing better, but they're also inconsistent.  They beat the Patriots yesterday, and they're 4th seed in the AFC.  I have trouble imagining the Rams NOT winning the Superbowl, but as a friend says it's football and anything can happen.

Thursday, December 20

1. Got invited to two Christmas parties and one New Year's party.  When did I become so popular?  Why would anyone want to waste their time hanging around me?

I can't go to either of the Christmas parties because we already reserved a table at the Sheraton 桂田飯店 for Christmas.  We figured treating ourselves to Peking duck was the right thing to do.  Maybe not the most Western thing to do, but of course it's Christmas in Taiwan and - even worse - Christmas in Taitung.  There's just not that much Western stuff to go around.

2. I'm really f*%king tired of cutting up sheets of construction paper.  Last week, this week and next week we're making Christmas and Chinese New Year cards, and the making of these cards requires that I spend a lot of time cutting red, green and yellow paper into small card-sized sheets.  The actual Christmas card lesson takes care of itself, but I'm getting real tired of cutting the paper for it.

3. I don't like to think about what the powdered Starbucks coffee is doing to my insides.  I drink it anyway.

Saturday, December 22

1. This whole day is an extended journey into boredom.  We have to work today to make up for December 31, a day that turns next weekend into a four-day weekend.  I despise working Saturdays, and I'd rather just go to work on December 31.

To make things worse, the fourth graders are on their field trip to Jer Ben Forest Recreation Area 知本森林遊樂區 today, so I only have one class, in the afternoon.  Until then I'm jockeying the 'ol computer with little else to do.  I'm not alone in this situation, but it doesn't make it any less boring.

I spent a lot of this morning writing about the von Trier movies I watched.  I also took a couple walks around campus.  We're at work but many of us have very little to do, so we're all suffering together.

2. When I get off work today I need BEER.  Yes, that's what I need.

3. Oh, and today is the winter solstice.  This means that most Taiwanese people will make an effort to have "glutinous sweet soup balls" or 湯圓 at some point today.

Monday, December 24 (Christmas Eve)

1. Decided on a trip to Japan.  Our visas for China would be too expensive (up around 10,000 NT for the three of us), and with my wife's ambivalence toward that country it seemed best to rule it out for now.  We've been to Malaysia, and Myanmar just looked to undeveloped for the four of us.  Other options were quickly ignored for one reason or another.

So at the end of January we're flying to Osaka, and from there taking a train to Kyoto.  We already have a hotel room reserved in Kyoto for the first half of our trip, and later on tonight we'll probably be looking at a hotel room in Osaka for the second half.

Kyoto has "ancient stuff," so of course we'll be seeing that.  There's also a place in Kyoto called the Kyoto Ninja Experience that I'm morally obligated to go to on account of being obsessed with ninjas when I was little.  Kyoto will be cold, but it should be fun.

I'm a lot hazier about what we'll do in Osaka.  There's an aquarium there we'll probably visit.  I'm not interested in Universal Studios Japan.  I'd like to check out the Asahi Brewery in that area, and also this shopping/food area by the name of Dotonbori.  I envision myself eating a lot of sushi in the near future.

2. Time for class.  I'll get back to this later.

3. It's later.  Having bacon sandwiches for dinner after work.  I sure do like bacon.  Speaking of bacon, have you heard about the pork sickness in China?  Someone sent me a video of some place in Fujian where they'd slaughtered all their pigs.  Looked like something out of a nightmare.

4. Before the bacon sandwiches, and after teaching another class I'll be watching the Seahawks/Chiefs game.  Also the rest of the Steelers/Saints game.  If either the Seahawks or the Steelers win their game I'd say they have a fair shot at the Superbowl.  If not, I'm guessing they don't make it past their respective wildcard games.

5. Watched The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford yesterday.  Surprisingly good movie.  Casey Affleck is awesome in a lot of films.

Tuesday, December 25 (Christmas)

1. Today I downloaded the "Tax Guide for U.S. Citizens and Resident Aliens Abroad."  It's FASCINATING reading, I can tell you.  My plan is to file for this year and the two years previous.

2. We're going to have duck (an entire duck) at the local Sheraton for our Christmas dinner.  After that our daughters will probably tell us what store they want to go to, and we'll buy whatever Christmas gifts they select.  Buying gifts for ANY of my family members ahead of time just isn't working.  This year all we sent my family in the States were Christmas cards.

3. The Seahawks won their game, the Steelers didn't.  The Seahawks play the Cardinals next week, and after that they'll face the Cowboys in the Wildcard game.  The Steelers are still in the running, but I doubt they'll make it to the playoffs at this point.

4. I keep thinking I should sign up for a half marathon or triathlon next semester, but then I start to feel lazy and don't do it.  The thing is I'm in pretty good shape right now - exercising hasn't been a problem - but when it comes down to picking an event, signing up, and paying the money at the local 7-11 I just can't get motivated.  Is it wrong to enjoy exercise for its own sake?

5. When I look back on my younger self I think I was an arrogant prick some of the time, and that my ego got in the way of many things I might have otherwise enjoyed doing.  I've noticed that those in love with their own talent or their own intelligence are often just shrinking the world down to make their perceived talent or intelligence seem bigger, rather than scaling up their talent or intelligence to fit the world around them.  Is that my deep thought for today?  Yes, I believe it is.

Wednesday, December 26

1. Ongoing argument on Reddit over Taiwanese independence, and the feasibility thereof.  Some KMT types insist that "one day" China will magically become democratic, and on that day Taiwanese people will join hands with their Mainland brethren in a rousing rendition of "It's One Nation After All."  Other KMT types think that Mainland China will somehow collapse in the near future, and that Taiwan will be able to take advantage of the situation.  I think waiting around for Mainland China to become (more) democratic is just as ridiculous as waiting for Mainland China to collapse.  While all of these people are sitting around waiting, Taiwan's room to maneuver is getting smaller and smaller, and the time in which the government here can effectively act to preserve itself is getting shorter and shorter.  They seem strangely unworried about the time factor, almost as if the righteousness of their opinions will forestall any disaster.

2. My friend's having a party at his house on New Year's Eve.  I guess I'm going.  Given the number of children/infants at that party I doubt it will be the kind of event you don't really remember, but it should be alright.  I just need to remember to go easy on my bottle of Monkey Shoulder (if I bring it).  Once I start into the whiskey I have trouble stopping.

3. Bought a book about the Osaka/Kyoto area yesterday.  It's fun to flip through.  Did you know they have an entire store dedicated to Ultraman in Osaka?  Gotta go.

4. Besides the Osaka/Kyoto book, I've almost finished Kevin Kwan's "China Rich Girlfriend."  This is the sequel to his "Crazy Rich Asians."  It's a lot more uneven than the first book (and the third, which I've already read), but it does have its moments.  There's a particularly funny scene where a woman attends church in Hong Kong for the first time, and a congregation full of women is yelling: "Jesus!  Come inside me!  Jesus!  Fill me up!"

5. I'm still hungry.  Lunch today was terrible and I didn't eat much.

6. They remodeled RT Mart to look more like an American supermarket.  I find the change disorienting.  I go through RT Mart as usual, buying the same stuff, and then at the end there's this little bit of an American supermarket sitting there, as if I'd been in a Seattle Fred Meyer the whole time.  They even have a self-service checkout, staffed by people wearing similar uniforms.

Thursday December 27

1. I'm glad tomorrow is Friday.  I was in class just now and I got that feeling of "How many times have I done this before?  How many times have I done Powerpoints like this?  How many times have I passed out papers this way?  How much time have I spent waiting for students to finish their assignment?"  When I start thinking about "how many" I know I need a break, and thankfully a four-day weekend is coming.

2. Trying to chill on the coffee.  It's not easy.

3. They installed two more air conditioners in our office just now.  You know the thing about the air conditioners?  We'll probably never turn them on.  The County has enough money to buy them for the schools, but the schools don't have enough money to pay the electricity to keep them on.  I'm sure that seeing the two new air conditioners in the summer will depress me.  Cool air just a few steps away, but we can't turn them on.

Wednesday, January 2

1. Coming off a four-day weekend.  The word for the day is CHILL.  I was testing students this morning and that's super easy.

2. Drank a fair amount of beer, wine, and whiskey this weekend.  Didn't get sloppy drunk, but I did spend Monday night lightly toasted.

3. The traffic during the four-day weekend was easily double what it usually is.  A lot of out-of-towners.  Many of them got dangerously drunk and used this as an excuse to drive even more dangerously, but perhaps more on this later.

4. On Saturday we went up to that pizza place in Dulan 都蘭.  I can't remember doing anything else on Saturday.  I must have watched my share of movies.

5. On Saturday I hung out with R, M, and P for a bit at Pete's Pizza.  A traffic accident took place just down the street from there, earlier in the day, and a guy driving a scooter was killed.  It was a good weekend to be careful on the road - or to not drive at all.

6. On Monday R had his New Year's party.  I had dinner (hot pot) at home and went there after.  It was a strange event.  The living room was full of foreign guys nursing beers and talking about surfing.  The bedroom between the living room and the kitchen was full of screaming children.  And the kitchen was full of wives and girlfriends having conversations about whatever it is that wives and girlfriends talk about.

I stayed until midnight, but I have to admit that some of the conversation was getting by me.  It felt like some of us were moving at the wrong speed.  Or perhaps we were just dealing with different levels of intoxication.

Nothing against anyone there, but I think I should have left earlier.  I had something I wanted to say to someone not in that living room, and I should have gone and done that.

7. Yesterday was Tuesday and I was recovering from a slight hangover.  I also rode my bike up to Dong He 東河.  We had lunch at this place I'd never been to near the ginger duck restaurants on Geng Sheng Road 更生路.  NOT a good lunch.

8. Bringing me to today, of which I have already spoken.  And yet!  And yet, and yet...

I found my old copies of Jo Jo Lion, the Japanese manga (comic book) in a plastic bin after we cleaned out our bedroom.  Did you know the hero of that manga has four balls?  I'm not sure what you would do with four balls, but there you go.  I should catch up with this comic before I go to Japan.

Our coffee machine also broke, right at the time I was reading Jo Jo Lion.  I used another coffee machine, a gift, for the first time, and the coffee thus produced made me HIGH.  Seriously.  I feel like I could put my face through a pane of glass right now and not feel anything.  High, I tell you.  High!

Thursday, January 3

1. So today the guy with amnesia in Jo Jo Lion discovered that he's not really "Ji Liang Ji Ying" 吉良吉影, but that he's really someone else.  He managed to catch the guy lurking in the apartment above him after finding out how the guy's "stand" worked.  I believe the stand's name was "Fun Fun Fun."  You might think I'm making that up but I'm not.

I could explain what a stand is but I'd rather refer you to the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure page on Wikipedia.

2. Feeling a little sick today.  I'm hoping I feel better later so I can go running.  I want to keep my exercise schedule going to at least the 17th.

3. My older daughter got a seasonal job at Carrefour yesterday.  I'm hoping she likes it and she gets hired there permanently.  With us going to Japan at the end of this month it's hard to say.  Whatever happens I'm proud of her.

4. Tried watching "I'm Not There," a movie about Bob Dylan last night.  It didn't help that I've never liked Bob Dylan.  I got about halfway through and had to tap out.  Seemed like a lot of pretentious nonsense.

Friday, January 4

1. It's Friday!  I'm done with my classes!  Time to go!

Monday, January 7

1. Didn't do much this weekend.  Went bicycling twice, watched the Seahawks lose their playoff game, read some more Jo Jo Lion, had terrible food at this new restaurant near my school.  On Saturday night we went to the Dong You Ji (Journey to the East) hot spring 東遊季溫泉渡假村, and that turned out to be a pleasant evening.

2. I have so little to do this week it's ridiculous.  I test three classes today, two classes tomorrow, Wednesday and Thursday are the school test days, there are softball competitions for the fifth and sixth grade on Thursday and Friday, and on Friday there's also another activity for the sixth grade.  Aside from the classes I'm testing, I figure I have at most nine classes, probably less.

3. The recent political rhetoric between Taiwan's President and China is scary and... encouraging?  On the one hand hearing Xi Jin-ping 習近平 talk about "getting the PLA into a state of readiness" is scary, but on the other hand hearing Tsai Ying-wen 蔡英文talk about Taiwan's sovereignty in unequivocal terms is refreshing.  I'm never sure which side to believe in these discussions.  Would China really invade if pushed to it?  Or is it all bluster?

4. Yet this said, the other day I realized that all the political articles I was reading were making me depressed, and I decided to chill out on the news for a while.  I felt like keeping up to date on this discussion wasn't doing me any good.

5. After finding a comic book rental place that actually had the issues I was missing, my goal is to read the rest of Jo Jo Lion before the end of the semester.  My other goals is to finish reading the handbook for U.S. expat taxpayers.  A third goal might be not getting into any serious arguments with anyone.  

6. It's kind of fun to be in the Jung Yi Variety Store 正一百貨 on Chuan Guang Road 傳廣路 when the latest group of tourists from Mainland China arrive at their hotel.  After settling into their rooms they POUR into the Jeng Yi, speaking a mixture of Mandarin and who-knows-what dialect of Chinese.  It's interesting to hear them talk about the items on sale there.

Tuesday, January 8

1. What happened in the most recent issue of Jo Jo Lion?  Well, there was this street that was inexplicably alive, and the street had its own stand that could move people to other places without their remembering being moved.  Then Ding Jhu's brother (?) discovered that his stand had the ability to turn people into living Ikea furniture that fell apart.  I would like to expand upon all of that but I really can't.

And oh yeah, Ding Jhu's kind of, sort of girlfriend made a discovery about the lineage of the Joestar family.  It seems that after earning second place in the Steel Ball Run Johnny Joestar went to Japan to teach the Japanese about horsemanship, and while on the boat to Japan he met a Japanese girl and fell in love.  He was later killed under mysterious circumstances, and they erected a statue of him wearing a sailor hat (?) on a hill above town.

2. Only two classes today.  Was going to have lunch as Sam's Burger with D but he has a second grade class after the break.

3. Almost done reading the tax guide.  Nothing mysterious there.  I think whatever exemptions and/or deductions I claim, I don't owe anything.  I still want to go home and look over my old tax returns.  After that I'll have to decide whether I want to fill out the form myself or pay an accountant to do it.

4. I can't stand that term "straw man."  It's such a lazy way of arguing.  Instead of actually pointing out the flaw in someone's argument, someone just says "straw man" as if that explained anything.  It's a very juvenile way of sounding smart.

5. I could kill someone for a bacon burger right now.  I think it must be the running.

6. My sister's getting married on July 6.  She's getting married in Brookings, Oregon, which is not far from the California border.  In case you don't have a map handy, Brookings is far from just about everything.  My mission this summer, should I choose to accept it, is to get from Taitung, Taiwan to Brookings, Oregon in time for my sister's wedding.  This will involve:

     a) Getting a ride to the train station (5 minutes).
     b) Taking a train to Taipei (4 hours).
     c) Taking the plane to either Seattle, Washington (10.5 hours), or Portland, Oregon (13 hours).
     d) Either getting a ride to my parents' house in Port Angeles, Washington (two hours) or my brother's house in Vancouver, Washington (fifteen minutes).
     e) Either getting a ride from Port Angeles, Washington to Brookings, Oregon (ten hours) or from Vancouver, Washington (six hours)
     f) Managing to stay awake through said wedding with an extreme case of jet lag.

One can only see how it goes!

Wednesday, January 9

1. I think I'll wrap this LONG entry up today.  I'll look it over tomorrow, maybe add a couple things, and then click "Publish."  I have zero time to write on Friday, and I'll like to put this up before the next "Hello Foreigner" entry.

2. If you are somehow reading this, good job.  I'm not going to post it on any social media.  I'd rather that those who are going to find it find it, and those who aren't going to find it don't.  Can't be jumping up and down waving your hands all the time.

3. About ready to file my taxes.  I contacted three CPAs, one in the States and two in Taiwan, about preparing my tax return for me.  No response as yet.  If they ask for too much (which I think they will) I'm going to do it myself.  After looking over previous returns last night I'm pretty sure I can do it no problem.

4. In the most recently read installment of Jo Jo Lion an old man told the story of what happened to Johnny Joestar after the conclusion of Steel Ball Run, and how Johnny's Japanese wife contracted some horrible disease that turns your skin to paper and eventually kills you.  Overcome by grief, Johnny journeyed back to New York and stole the corpse of a saint (also from Steel Ball Run) with the power to drive out sickness.  Unfortunately the corpse drove the sickness from the body of Johnny's wife to Johnny's son.

Johnny then did the noble thing and used the corpse a second time to drive the sickness into his own body, and was thus killed (?).

5. Had lunch at Mos Burger with D.  It was kind of loud on the second floor, but it was good talking to him.

6. Work was easy today (no big surprise).  Watched two classes take their semester test, and taught a review lesson to a third.

7. About a week left until winter vacation.  Hallelujah.  Japan is not far away...

Friday, January 11

1. It's a sunny Friday and I have only two classes.  How about you?  What are you up to this weekend?

Related Entries:

Assorted Thoughts at the End of the Semester
Nonsense That Fills My Head on a Saturday
Nonsense That Fills My Head on a Monday
Nonsense That Fills My Head on a Tuesday

*I haven't entirely written off this idea.  Going to Japan was more practical, but after the winter break I might look into getting that visa.