In which the author of this blog asks himself the important questions - these being the questions from the Follow Me textbooks, Level 5 and Level 6.
1. Do they like oranges?
Yes, I suppose they do.
2. What do you want to drink?
Right now another cup of coffee would be good. Orange juice would also be nice. No alcohol. It's too early for that.
3. What day is today?
Today is Friday, though by the time you read this it may not be Friday. Maybe it will be Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, or Sunday. Maybe it will also be a holiday like Boxing Day or All Saints' Day. Whatever holiday it might be, I hope you get the day off, and I hope it's awesome.
4. What are you doing?
Haven't I answered this question already? Overlap between different textbook series!
At the moment I'm trying to stay awake. Didn't sleep well last night.
5. Where are you going?
Nowhere fast. But I suppose I'm also going to the place we're all going to - that great Krispy Kreme in the sky. All of the women who work in that Krispy Kreme are easily manipulated bikini models, and they also serve alcoholic beverages. I like to think of it as a cross between Las Vegas and Valhalla... but with donuts.
6. How can we get to the hospital?
Are you ok? ARE YOU OK??? OH MY GOD THE BLOOD!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Which reminds me that I was watching this UK show "Embarrassing Bodies" on YouTube last night. All I can say is bring a strong stomach. That show gets NASTY.
7. What's your favorite subject?
It depends on what time it is, and who I'm with. Sometimes my favorite subject is sex, other times it's movies, other times it's books, other times it's beer, other times it's American football, other times it's things to do in other parts of Taiwan, and still other times it's obscure comic book characters, and how they could be killed in freak accidents.
8. What do you do after school?
Today? After 4 I'm going home, and once I get home I'll have to clean the catboxes in our apartment, and get the garbage ready for the garbage truck. After that I'll probably sit down and read a book, and at the same time drink the beer that's sitting in my refrigerator.
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