2016年5月13日 星期五

A List of Crazy Things You Could Do This Weekend 十項你這周末可以做的瘋狂事


This weekend, you can 這周末你可以:

1. Walk barefoot up a mountain, far from any road or trail.   打赤腳爬山.  不走馬路或是步道.

2. Go up to some Mainland Chinese tourists and start a conversation about Tibet, Xinjiang, and Taiwanese independence.  接近一些大陸客, 跟他們討論西藏, 新疆, 和台灣的自由.

3. Surf to Green Island.  駕衝浪板去綠島.

4. Buy a realistic toy rifle and run towards the entrance of the nearest military installation.  買支仿真的玩具槍並衝進最近的軍事基地.

5.  Bring your scooter to the shadiest scooter shop you can find, tell them "Money is no object," and leave your scooter there.  把你的摩托車騎去最爛的機車行, 跟他們說 "錢不是問題" 然後把摩托車留在那裡.

6. Ask a police officer where the ketamine store is.  問警察先生賣K他命的店在哪裡.

7. Go to a hospital and get all the free X-rays you can.  去醫院欣賞很多免費的X光片.

8. Go to the Taipei or Kaohsiung zoos, and attempt to take the Formosan black bear out for a walk.  去台北還是高雄的動物園, 把那邊的台灣黑熊遛一遛.

9. Start mixing Tunnel 88 in with your morning coffee.  Have three or four coffees.  把米酒跟你早晨的咖啡混在一起,  並喝個三, 四杯.

10.  Go to the most expensive KTV you can find.  Order the most expensive drinks.  Order the most expensive food.  Order the most expensive everything.  But leave your money at home.  去最貴的KTV點最貴的酒,  點最貴的小吃,  只要是最貴的都要點.  但是把錢留在你家.

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